Cooking With Semen Classes Are Now An Actual Thing
In news that’s sure to turn a few stomachs, a chef is planning on starting a cooking class where the secret ingredient is semen.
The class, which will open in London, will teach its students how to use semen as an ingredient in a three course meal complete along with drinks, The Independent reports.
Those attending the class will be asked to bring either their own ‘sample’, or that of a partners, to use in the class where they’ll make jerked chicken and schlong island iced tea – no we’re not making those names up.
As weird as it sounds this isn’t the first time that semen and food have ‘come’ together. A book called Natural Harvest by Paul Phoenhauer has a number of ‘mouth watering’ recipes for cooking with semen and currently has four stars on Amazon.
Sex expert Alix Fox, recruited to promote the event, said:
While this will doubtless appal many people, some individuals find the idea of consuming such an intimate substance an incredible turn-on.
I guess when you consider that humans regularly consume eggs – which are essentially the product of a chicken menstruating – eating a partner’s semen doesn’t seem quite so round the twist.
Those interested in eating jizz are being asked to register their interest, and if more than 30 people apply (good luck) then the class will go ahead.
The Independent though have cast doubt on the whole class saying ‘it’s unclear just how serious the whole project is’ adding that the press release announcing the event heavily plugs a new events booking service..
If it is a publicity stunt it worked at least…